Watermelon radish big bowl

Be completely real right now. Would I sell you a functional piece that isn't safe to eat off of?

Listen, I microwave all the handmade pottery I've made myself. I am not attached. Nothing has exploded yet.

However, for the longevity of your piece, which you bought with your very own money, you may want to skip nuking the coffee in this one.

Ceramics are tough!

Your piece will almost certainly survive — and may even thrive — on the top rack of the dishwasher. I put all my own pieces in the dishwasher.

However, careful hand washing is always your safest bet.

Shipping is included in the price of your products based on my average costs.

If you're in Chicago and prefer local pickup, use the code LOCALPICKUP when you check out for a little eco-friendly kickback.

My return policy is "no."

Each piece is handmade (with love!) and one of a kind, and I am not Amazon.com.

If you have an issue with the piece you ordered, or it arrives broken — my worst nightmare — please contact me, and we'll figure something out.

Girl, I wish.

I can make pretty things, but production potter I am not. But if you've got your heart set on a lookalike, there are two ways to let me know (both which involve contacting me):

• Email me a link to the product you so desperately desire, and if I get enough demand for it, I'll make more.
• Commission one just for you! (Just remember that special things cost extra.) I'm working on a page about custom work, but for now…shoot me an email.